jamesshaw3411
April 29, 2026
"Great deal for a quick bite"
Stopped in for a quick bite. Prices were fair. The burrito was solid and definitely worth it.
marshaswanson9514
April 13, 2026
"Just didn’t hit right"
I grabbed a burrito here from the first bite, I had that feeling it wasn’t going to be my thing. Everything tasted bland, like the salsa barely had any kick and the rice was on the dry side. It all kind of blended together into this mushy mix without much flavor. Maybe others like it, but my gut reaction was just nope, not for me.
hello_kristina250
April 11, 2026
"Good food, but the place needed a better clean"
I still like the food at Illegal Pete’s, but the location I visited felt a little rough cleanliness-wise. The tables had crumbs and sticky spots, and the floor looked like it had been skipped for a while.
The bathroom wasn’t disgusting or anything, but it definitely didn’t feel fresh. It had that “technically checked, but not really cleaned” vibe, which is the kind of policy loophole that always drives me nuts.
The staff were friendly enough, so I don’t want to make it sound like the whole visit was bad. I just wish there was less box-checking and more actual cleaning, because the food is good but the dining area made the experience less enjoyable
"grabbed food here and really enjoyed it. everything..."
grabbed food here and really enjoyed it. everything tasted fresh, the portions were fair, and the salsa had a nice little kick. i’d definitely eat here again.
AnnieGillespie
March 05, 2026
"Great value and satisfying portion"
I was really happy with the size of the burrito, especially for the price. It was big, filling, and made for a solid lunch. I would’ve loved just a little more meat, but overall I’m grateful for such a satisfying meal at a good value.
hello_marion052
February 01, 2026
"Really friendly staff"
The staff was super nice and patient with me while I was figuring out my order. It was busy with the lunch rush, but I still felt welcomed right away. I’d definitely go back.
hello_kyle345
January 29, 2026
"Took way too long"
It was just really slow. I kept waiting and checking the time, and even the little things seemed to take forever. Frustrating overall.
JohnHackworth_90
January 19, 2026
"Chill, easy spot"
Illegal Pete’s has a solid laid-back vibe. Casual, fun, good for grabbing food with friends or just hanging a bit. Music was good, staff seemed relaxed. It can get kinda loud, but overall I liked the feel.
BeverlyMcbride_23
January 08, 2026
"Order was actually right this time"
Everything I ordered was in the bag this time — which was nice. They did forget one sauce, but honestly... not a huge deal. Overall, still good.